You are Not Him - Unisex t-shirt

Wearing this "You are Not Him" unisex tee hits different—it's that subtle roast to anyone thinking they're the main character, while you're out here doing your own thing, smirking all the way. Super soft from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in the solid colors, with heathers mixing in some polyester for that extra vibe. Weighs in at a comfy 4.2 oz per square yard, pre-shrunk so it doesn't pull any surprises after a wash, and built with side-seamed construction plus shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a fit that lasts. Sourced right from the US, because why not keep it local? 😏

Comes in shades like Athletic Heather or crisp White, and sizes from S up to 2XL—check the guide below if you're picky about fit, maybe size up if you like it roomy. We whip these up fresh when you order, no dusty warehouse vibes or wasted stock, just less overproduction and more feel-good choices. Anyway, snag one and own that "not him" energy without saying a word.

Size guide