Ever feel like you're basically a human popsicle no matter the season? This "Yes I'm Cold I'M ALWAYS COLD" hoodie is your sarcastic shield against the eternal chill—embroidered with that bold white brush-stroke text that's equal parts relatable and hilarious, you know? It's like wearing your perpetual freezer status on your sleeve, or chest, whatever, and getting nods from everyone else who's bundled up in the middle of summer. 😂
We're talking premium fleece vibes here—100% cotton face with a 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester blend that feels ridiculously soft against your skin. Throw in the kangaroo pocket for stashing your hands (or snacks), a double-lined 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings, and even a self-fabric patch on the back for that extra touch. It's cozy enough to live in, sarcastic enough to spark conversations, and perfect as a gift for that friend who's always stealing blankets or cranking the heat. Runs true to size mostly, but if you want that oversized look, maybe grab one up—available in S through 2XL, and colors like Vintage Black, Adobe, Military Green, Latte, Charcoal Heather, Khaki, plus a bunch more to match your mood.
Care's a breeze too—machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, and it holds up without fading or losing that fresh feel. Oh, and we make these bad boys fresh when you order, so no massive piles of unsold hoodies gathering dust; it's all about less waste and more good vibes. ❄️
