Slipping into this "Do You Even Fukulate Bro?" tank feels like the ultimate mic drop for trader life—crunching numbers by day, maybe flexing a little by night, but mostly just owning that geeky grind with a smirk. It's all about that punny twist on the classic bro question, perfect for summer vibes when you're out here calculating gains instead of curls, you know? Unisex heavy cotton keeps it comfy and sturdy, with a medium fabric weight that hangs just right without feeling like a tent. That double-needle bottom hem means it'll hold up through whatever market chaos or casual hangs you throw at it, and the 1x1 ribbed collar gives a snug, fitted edge without choking you out. Oh, and that tear-away label? Total win for itch-free wearing. Comes in sizes S through 2XL—check the guide below, but heads up, it runs true to size with a classic fit, though if you're between, maybe size up for extra room. Pick your poison from colors like Safety Pink for that bold pop, crisp White, deep Navy, Graphite Heather for subtle vibes, fiery Red, Royal blue, and a bunch more to match your mood. We whip these up fresh only when you order—no dusty warehouse rejects here, just less waste and that feel-good custom touch. #FreeShipping, by the way.
Care's easy peasy: machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), skip the bleach, no tumble drying unless you hate it, iron or steam on low heat, and definitely don't dry clean. Anyway, snag one as a gift for your trader buddy who's always deep in the charts—birthdays, holidays, or just 'cause they get the joke. 😂 Wear it to the gym, the beach, or while staring at screens; it's that versatile convo starter with zero effort required.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
