WOKE IS DEAD - Unisex t-shirt

Man, this "WOKE IS DEAD" unisex t-shirt just nails that fed-up energy, like you're finally putting a pin in all the eye-rolling trends without even trying too hard. It's got that bold statement front and center, perfect for sparking those knowing nods from folks who get it—kinda like waving a flag for common sense in a world gone sideways, you know? Anyway, rock it at a barbecue or just lounging, and watch the reactions roll in. 😏

Feels super soft too, made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton if you go solid colors—heather ones mix in some polyester for that extra vibe. Weighs in at a comfy 4.2 oz per square yard, pre-shrunk so it doesn't pull any surprises after a wash, with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to keep everything looking sharp. Sourced right here in the US, because why not keep it local?

Comes in colors like True Royal, White, Navy, Red, Athletic Heather, or classic Black—pick your poison in sizes from S up to 2XL. Heads up, these run true to size, but if you're between, maybe size up for that relaxed fit. We whip these up fresh when you order, no dusty warehouse vibes or wasted stock—just thoughtful making that cuts down on overproduction. Feels pretty good, right?

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