Wearing this "WOKE IS DEAD" premium tank top feels like dropping a mic on all that nonsense, doesn't it? Like, you're out here flexing your anti-hype energy while staying comfy as hell—made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton that's super soft and built to last through whatever chaos you throw at it. The Athletic Heather mixes in 85% cotton with 15% viscose, and Charcoal Heather goes 60% polyester, 40% cotton for that mid-heavyweight feel, clocking in at 5.5 oz/yd². It's soft-washed, tight-knit, with a relaxed fit and those sleeveless drop arms that let you move freely, whether you're hitting the gym or just chilling on a rant about society. 😏
Anyway, pair it with shorts for workouts or layer it under something—versatile like that. Comes in colors that'll match your mood: Military Green, Navy, Team Royal, Charcoal Heather, Harbor Blue, White, and a bunch more. Sizes run from S to 3XL, but heads up, it might fit a tad snug so consider sizing up if you like it loose. We whip these up fresh when you order, keeping things waste-free—no piles of lonely tanks gathering dust in a warehouse, which is kinda satisfying, right?
