This Ornament didn’t hang itself - Epstein didn’t kill himself - Acrylic ornament

Deck your tree with this "This Ornament Didn’t Hang Itself" acrylic piece, and yeah, it's straight-up channeling that Epstein meme we all smirk about – you know, the one that refuses to die. It's got that glossy finish that makes the design pop, comes with a red ribbon ready to loop over any branch, and honestly, it's the kind of holiday decor that sparks conversations without you even trying. 😏

Made from optically clear digital-grade acrylic, about 0.25 inches thick, so it's sturdy but not bulky – perfect for not weighing down your festive setup. We got options in shapes like rectangle, scalloped, circle, or heart, whatever fits your vibe. And get this, we only whip these up when you order, keeping things fresh and cutting down on waste – no dusty warehouse vibes here, feels way better that way.

Quick heads up: This one's US-only for shipping, so if you're elsewhere, snag something else from the shop. Oh, and there's a tiny QR code on the back for our production crew – might peek through a bit, but it's all part of the process, whatever.

Sizes:

• Rectangle: 3″ × 4″ (7.62 × 10.16 cm)
• Scalloped: 3″ × 4.25″ (7.62 × 10.8 cm)
• Circle diameter: 3″ (7.8 cm)
• Heart: 3.3″ × 3.2″ (8.4 × 8.1 cm)