Ever sat through one of those endless meetings thinking, yeah, this could've been a quick email? This quarter-zip pullover slaps that vibe right on your back with bold lettering that says it all without you having to. And hey, don't forget your matcha—subtle nod on the chest or whatever, keeps it quirky. It's that passive-aggressive office humor we all live for, you know? 😏
Made from this super lightweight 100% polyester fabric—think 110 g/m², moisture-wicking so you stay dry even if the meeting drags on forever. Cadet collar, smooth reverse-coil zipper with a metal pull, and the graphics are direct-to-film printed for that vibrant pop that won't crack or fade after a bunch of washes. Regular unisex fit, tear-away label so no itchy nonsense, and it's easy to layer over a tee or just rock it solo on casual days.
Comes in colors like Iron Grey, Black, Grey Concrete, Atomic Blue, True Navy—pick whatever matches your sarcasm level. Sizes from XS to 4XL, and heads up, it runs true but if you're layering heavy, maybe size up. Care's simple: machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), skip the bleach, no tumble dry, don't iron or dry clean. Keeps it looking fresh without much effort.
Perfect for remote setups, office grind, or gifting to that coworker who eye-rolls through every Zoom call. Anyway, we make these fresh when you order—no dusty warehouse vibes, cuts down on waste, feels kinda good supporting that. Spread the laughs, bruh.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
19 |
34 ¼ |
| S |
28 |
20 ½ |
35 |
| M |
29 |
22 |
35 ¾ |
| L |
30 |
23 ½ |
36 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
25 |
37 ¼ |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 ½ |
38 |
| 3XL |
32 ½ |
28 ½ |
38 ¾ |
| 4XL |
33 |
30 ½ |
39 ½ |
