Thank a Straight Person for Your Existence Today - Unisex t-shirt

Wearing this "Thank a Straight Person for Your Existence Today" tee is basically your daily dose of sarcasm served up on a platter of soft, comfy cotton – you know, the kind that makes you smirk every time you catch your reflection. It's got that bold statement front and center, perfect for stirring the pot at barbecues or just lounging around feeling cheeky. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton if you go solid colors, or a cozy cotton-poly blend for the heathers, weighing in at a light 4.2 oz per square yard so it feels just right, not too heavy. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed for that fitted look without the weird bunching, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to keep it sturdy through all your dramatic gestures. Sourced right here in the US, because why not add a dash of patriotism to the irony? 😏

Comes in colors that'll match your mood – think True Royal for that regal vibe, Navy if you're feeling nautical, Red for when you wanna stand out, Athletic Heather for the subtle sporty types, or classic Black to keep it stealthy. Sizes run from S to 2XL, and heads up, it fits true to size but if you're between, maybe size up for extra room to breathe. Anyway, we whip these up fresh only when you order – no dusty warehouse vibes, cuts down on waste, and honestly, it just feels better knowing it's made just for you.

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