Take Profits Not Screenshots - Tank Top

This tank top's all about that crypto life hack— "Take Profits Not Screenshots" slapped right on there in bold vibes, perfect for when you're done with the paper hands crowd and ready to cash in like a boss. 😏 It's got this premium knit jersey feel, mostly polyester with a touch of spandex for that smooth 2-way stretch that bounces back no matter how you move—93% poly and 7% in the US, or 96% and 4% if you're over in the EU. Weighs in at a solid mid-weight, around 7 oz per yard stateside or 6.3 in Europe, so it's comfy without being flimsy, you know? Precision-cut and hand-sewn after we print it fresh, which means no weird factory vibes, just quality that fits relaxed and feels fabulous whether you're at the gym or scrolling charts on the couch.

And yeah, we make these bad boys only when you order—no dusty warehouse shelves full of lonely tanks, cuts down on waste and keeps things thoughtful, feels pretty good about that. Available in sizes XS through 2XL, check the guide below to nail your fit, 'cause nobody wants a screenshot of a baggy regret.

Size guide