This black-on-black dad hat with its sneaky "THANKS for Nothing" embroidery? It's the ultimate low-key burn, where the "THANKS" pops in white from afar, but that shady "for Nothing" only shows up when someone's close enough to feel the sting. You know, for those days when you wanna throw shade without saying a word – stealth mode activated. 😏
Made from super soft 100% cotton, it's got that unstructured low-profile crown that just chills on your head, no fuss. The pre-curved Permacurv visor matches the underbill with some solid 4-row stitching, and there's ventilation eyelets to keep things breezy. Adjustable self-fabric strap hides away with an antique brass buckle and grommet for that perfect fit, plus a little brand sticker on the visor 'cause why not.
Rock it on lazy weekends, those awkward family gatherings, or whenever life's handing out participation trophies – this hat's got your back with its dry wit. And hey, we whip these up fresh only when you order, so no dusty warehouse vibes, just less waste and more good feels. Comes in colors like Dark Grey, Black, Navy, and it's one size fits most.
To keep it looking sharp, spot clean with warm water and dish soap – no need to dunk the whole thing. Tough spots? Grab a soft-bristled brush and gently work 'em out. Easy peasy.
