Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Carrying around this 32 oz stainless steel water bottle with that sneaky "67" vibe printed on it? It's like you're low-key flexing on everyone who gets the meme, sipping away without a care. Double-walled with vacuum insulation to keep your drinks ice-cold or piping hot for hours, and yeah, it's got that glossy finish that just pops.

The wide-mouth foldable straw means no spills during your chaotic runs or desk marathons, plus a rotating handle for grabbing on the go—oh, and there's an anti-slip patch so it doesn't slide off every surface, you know? At 9.92 inches tall and 3.54 inches in diameter, it's hefty enough for all-day hydration but not a total brick in your bag.

We only make these bad boys fresh when someone orders—no dusty warehouse vibes, cuts down on waste, feels kinda wholesome honestly. Just the one version available, so snag it if it speaks to you. Disclaimer though: hand-wash only, skip the dishwasher or microwave to keep it pristine. 😏

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