Soccer Mom - Sticker

Sticking this "Soccer Mom" decal on your minivan's bumper? It's like declaring your turf in the carpool lane with that unapologetic flair—y'know, the kind that says you've got snacks, schedules, and zero patience for sideline drama. 😂 Perfect for jazzing up laptops, water bottles, or whatever flat surface needs a dose of that suburban warrior energy.

Made from tough vinyl that's super opaque—no see-through nonsense here—and it goes on bubble-free, easy as pie. At 95µ thick, it's built for indoor vibes, holding up without fading into the background. Just wipe down the spot first for that flawless stick.

Comes in three sizes: 3″×3″ for subtle nods, 4″×4″ if you're feeling bold, or 5.5″×5.5″ to really make a statement. We whip these up fresh when you order—no dusty warehouse stock piling up, which means less waste and more good vibes all around.

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