Man, some days you just wanna broadcast that zero-effort vibe without saying a word, right? That's where this "I Don't Have the Energy for You Today" tee comes in—slap it on and let the bold print do the talking while you coast through whatever nonsense life throws at you. It's got that classic fit that hangs just right, not too tight, not too baggy, perfect for lounging around or dodging small talk at family hangouts. And yeah, it's unisex heavy cotton, ethically sourced stuff that feels solid but comfy, with shoulder tape keeping it from stretching out weirdly after a few washes. No side seams either, so it looks smooth as heck, and that ribbed knit collar stays put without getting all floppy. 😏
Anyway, we print these fresh when you order—no massive stacks of tees gathering dust in some warehouse, which means less waste and it just feels better knowing it's made just for you. Comes in a bunch of colors like Natural for that chill earth tone, White if you're keeping it clean, Gold for a flashy twist, Light Pink, Red, Royal, and more to match your mood... or lack thereof. Sizes run from S all the way to 5XL, and heads up, it might run a tad true to size but check the guide below if you're picky—sometimes sizing up works for that extra relaxed drape.
Gift this to your buddy who's always dodging drama, or snag one for birthdays, holidays, or just 'cause you're treating yourself to some sarcastic armor. Care's easy: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, skip the iron and dry cleaning, and only non-chlorine bleach if it gets messy. Whatever, it's built to last through your low-energy phases without falling apart.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
