This "Put the fries in the bag" tee? It's that perfect mic-drop for when life's handing you nonsense and you're just channeling that unhinged drive-thru energy, you know? Like, we've all been there—screaming internally for the basics—and now it's splashed right on a super soft unisex shirt that feels like it was made for yelling it from the rooftops. Or rooftops of cars, whatever 😂.
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for the solid colors (heather ones mix in some polyester for that extra vibe), it's got a light 4.2 oz fabric weight that hangs just right without feeling heavy. Pre-shrunk so it won't pull any surprises after a wash, side-seamed construction for a solid fit, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to keep everything in check. Oh, and it'/p>
Pick your poison in colors like True Royal, White, Navy, Red, Athletic Heather, or Black—sizes run from S to 2XL. Heads up, these can run a tad small, so maybe size up if you're between or like a looser vibe. We whip these up fresh only when you order, no dusty warehouse vibes or wasted stock—just thoughtful, less-waste goodness that feels right 😌.
