Probably Whiskey - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Picture this bottle chilling in your hand during a long hike or whatever, boldly declaring "Probably Whiskey" while you're just staying hydrated like a boss. It's that cheeky vibe that makes you smirk, you know? Keeps your drinks ice-cold or piping hot thanks to the double-walled stainless steel and vacuum insulation—perfect for pretending it's something stronger on those rough days.

Comes in at 32 oz (that's about 950 ml), with a glossy finish that pops, a wide-mouth foldable straw for no-spill sips, and a rotating handle so you can tote it around effortlessly. Oh, and there's an anti-slip patch to keep it from sliding off surfaces mid-adventure. Height's 9.92 inches (25.2 cm), diameter 3.54 inches (9 cm)—fits in most cup holders, no sweat.

We whip these up fresh when you order, so no dusty warehouse vibes or wasted stock; it's all about that eco-friendly feel without the guilt. Just remember, hand-wash only—skip the dishwasher or microwave to keep it looking sharp. 😏

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