Patriotic and Problamatic - Unisex t-shirt

Wearing this "Patriotic and Problamatic" tee is like owning up to the whole red-white-and-blue mess with a smirk, you know? That bold print hits just right for those days when you're feeling extra American, flaws and all—total vibe for barbecues or just stirring the pot online. 😂 It's that soft, unisex fit that doesn't scream trying too hard, but still reps the chaos proudly.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in the solid colors—Heather ones mix in some polyester for that extra durability—and it's a light 4.2 oz fabric that feels comfy without the bulk. Pre-shrunk so it won't pull any surprises after a wash, side-seamed for a better shape, and that shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps everything solid. Oh, and it's blank-sourced right here in the US, which fits the patriotic theme, right?

Comes in colors like White or Athletic Heather, sizes from S up to 2XL—runs true, but check the guide if you're picky. We whip these up fresh when you order, no massive stockpile gathering dust, which cuts down on waste and keeps things thoughtful. Feels kinda good supporting that, anyway.

Size guide