This tote bag that straight-up declares "Not a Tote Bag" on it? Yeah, it's the ultimate troll move for your daily hauls, like when you're grabbing groceries or hitting the beach and want to confuse everyone just a bit. Picture slinging this over your shoulder—it's got that ironic vibe that screams "I'm too cool for labels," you know? Makes a killer gift for that friend who's always got the witty comebacks, or just treat yourself because why not. Anyway, it's built tough with a 100% polyester body that holds its shape no matter what you stuff in there, plus reinforced stitching on the handles so it can handle those heavy loads without drama.
Those boxed corners give you extra space for all your essentials, and there's a non-woven laminate inside for that added functionality—keeps things organized, whatever. Comes in sizes like 13" × 13", 16" × 16", or 18" × 18" to fit your vibe, and you can pick from colors such as white, navy, red, beige, or black, with five vibrant handle options to mix it up. Oh, and we make these fresh only when someone orders—no sad stacks of unsold bags wasting away in a warehouse, which means less waste and it just feels better all around. 😏
Care instructions: Empty it out first, pretreat any stains with remover, then mix some warm water with laundry detergent and scrub gently with a terry washcloth or soft brush. Let it air dry, easy peasy.
