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This "NOBODY CARES" youth hoodie hits different when your kid's channeling that zero-fucks-given energy, you know? It's like wrapping up in a big, cozy shrug to all the drama—perfect for teens who get the meme and just wanna vibe without the hassle. Made from that smooth 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it stays soft through all the washes, and yeah, it's durable enough to handle whatever chaos they throw at it, from school hangs to late-night gaming sessions.
Got that big kangaroo pocket up front for stashing snacks or warming hands during those awkward family gatherings where nobody's really listening anyway 😏. The twill necktape keeps things comfy and stable, no annoying shifts mid-stride. And if you wanna make it their own, there's an embroidery option for slapping on a name or whatever—feels personal without trying too hard. Runs true to size, so no surprises there; pick from S to XL in colors like Carolina Blue for that chill pop, Navy if they're going stealth mode, Heliconia or Light Pink for the bold statements, White, Dark Heather, and a bunch more to match their mood.
We whip these up fresh only when someone orders, which means no dusty warehouse vibes and way less waste—kinda satisfying, right? Anyway, care's easy: machine wash warm, max 40C or 105F, bleach if it gets messy, tumble dry on medium, skip the dry clean and definitely don't iron it. Keeps that graphic looking sharp for all the eye-roll moments ahead.
Product features
- Twill necktape for added comfort and stability
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for warmth and storage
- Durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Embroidery option available for personalized touch
- Regular fit that runs true to size
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
16.93 |
18.11 |
18.90 |
20.08 |
| Length, in |
21.26 |
22.44 |
24.02 |
25.59 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
26.50 |
27.76 |
30.24 |
32.99 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
