This gift wrap's got that cheeky "Naughty, Nice, 67" vibe stamped all over it, like Santa's list took a detour through meme town and picked up some extra attitude along the way. You know, that subtle nod to whatever wild inside joke "67" is dropping—wrap your presents in this, and suddenly everyone's smirking at the holiday chaos. The rich red background's dotted with those playful motifs and check patterns, making every box feel like it came straight from a cozy workshop, not some mass-produced factory line.
It folds like a dream around those awkward corners, no cracking or tearing when you're tying it off with ribbon or twine—holds up to a bit of handling so your gifts stay looking sharp under the tree. Printed with those eco-friendly GreenGuard UL Certified water-based inks, the colors pop bright without any nasty chemicals sneaking in. Go for satin if you want that subtle shine that catches the light just right, or matte for a more down-to-earth, crafty feel. It's all lightweight, 100% recyclable paper, no plastic shrink wrap in sight, and we assemble it right here in the USA from parts sourced globally.
We only print these up fresh when someone orders—no dusty warehouse stacks of unloved rolls, which means less waste and that good feeling of something made just for you. Oh, and #FreeShipping on this one, because why not make the holidays a little easier? Available in handy sizes like 29'' x 144" for those big wrapping jobs, 29'' x 20" for quick gifts, or 29'' x 72" for something in between. Care's simple: just wipe it down with a smooth cloth if needed, but remember, it's not water-resistant so keep it dry. 😏
