Lesbians Eat What ?!? — Grey Vintage Cat Lovers Hoodie

That vintage cat on this grey hoodie, wide-eyed and paired with "Lesbians Eat What ?!?" in that cheeky font—it's like the design's winking at you, knowing exactly what punchline it's setting up without spelling it out. You know the one, the kind of inside joke that lands perfectly at a cat cafe or just lounging with friends who get the vibe. Anyway, the all-over print keeps it subtle from a distance but draws eyes up close, all monochrome and repeating like some faded poster from way back. Slips on super easy, lightweight polyester that dries quick after a wash—7.4 oz/yd², so it's got that medium heft without weighing you down. Roomy kangaroo pocket's perfect for stashing your phone or warming your hands on those chill evenings, and the adjustable drawstring hood? You can cinch it just right, with up to 60 inches of woven cord to play with. Custom cut-and-sewn for a classic fit, assembled in the USA from parts sourced globally—feels solid, you know?

We make these fresh only when someone orders, which means no dusty warehouse vibes or excess waste—just your hoodie, made special. 😼 Comes in sizes XS through 2XL, and heads up, it runs true to size but check the guide if you're between. For care, keep it simple: machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), tumble dry low, skip the bleach, iron, and dry cleaning to keep that print popping.

Product features
- All-over bright, intense full decoration for seamless pattern coverage
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and small storage
- Adjustable hood with cut-to-length woven drawstring (up to 60")
- Durable, quick-drying 100% polyester medium-weight fabric (7.4 oz/yd²)
- Custom cut-and-sewn classic fit; assembled in USA from globally sourced parts