Picture that embroidered "Lesbians eat what ?!?" popping off this fine jersey tee—it's the kind of sly wink that has you chuckling mid-conversation, you know? Like, throw it on and suddenly everyone's doing a double-take, smirking right along. Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton that's super soft and holds up wash after wash, with a tailored fit that doesn't bag out or anything annoying like that. Oh, and if you go for heather, it's 90% cotton and 10% polyester; ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly. Fabric's a solid 4.5 oz per square yard, light but durable, plus that tear-away label means no itchy nonsense scratching at your neck.
Comes in colors that'll match whatever mood you're in—Natural for that chill vibe, Coyote Brown if you're feeling earthy, Heather for a bit of texture, Light Blue when you want something fresh. Sizes run from S to 3XL, and heads up, it fits true but if you're between, maybe size up for extra room. We whip these up fresh when you order, so no massive piles of tees gathering dust in some warehouse—keeps waste down and honestly feels way better knowing it's made just for you. 😏
