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Just hold the mop please - Muscle Shirt

Just hold the mop please - Muscle Shirt

Regular price $24.95 USD
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Ever catch yourself in one of those ridiculous situations where you're just like, "just hold the mop please," and everyone's cracking up? Yeah, this muscle shirt nails that vibe perfectly—sleeveless, super soft from that 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, you know, the kind that's light at 4.2 oz per square yard (or 142 g/m² if you're metric). It's got 32 singles for that smooth feel, relaxed fit that hangs just right, side-seamed so it doesn't twist weird after a wash, and those wide, low-cut armholes for maximum chill mode, whether you're flexing at the gym or dodging chores on the couch 😏.

Anyway, throw it on for a walk, yoga, or whatever chaotic adventure calls—it's comfy enough you'll forget you're wearing it. Comes in sizes S through 2XL, and heads up, check the guide 'cause it fits true but measure if you're picky. We whip these up fresh when you order, no dusty warehouse vibes, cuts down on waste and feels kinda heroic, right?

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches)
S 18 26 34-37
M 20 27 38-41
L 21 5/8 28 42-45
XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53
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