I'm Dutch and I Know Things - Vibrant Basketball Jersey, Fun Sportswear for Fans, Dutch Pride, Game Day Attire, Gift for Athletes, Festival Apparel

Rocking this "I'm Dutch and I Know Things" basketball jersey feels like channeling that sneaky Tyrion wisdom, but with a full-on Dutch flex – bold print on the back screaming your heritage while you dribble or just chill courtside. It's all ultra-light polyester that wicks away sweat like nobody's business, keeping you dry whether you're balling hard or dodging festival crowds. Anyway, the vibrant colors pop, and it's got that durable double-needle stitching plus side seams for a fit that actually holds up, not some flimsy thing that'll quit after one wash. We print these fresh to order, so no dusty warehouse vibes – just less waste and that custom feel, you know? 😏

Perfect for game days, backyard hoops, or even as a quirky gift for your athlete buddy who's secretly obsessed with Dutch pride or GoT memes. Lightweight enough for all-day wear, and it comes with an inside label for size and care deets. Speaking of, wash it cold – max 30C or 90F – tumble dry low, skip the bleach, iron, or dry cleaning to keep it looking sharp. Sizes run from XS to 2XL, and the seam thread color auto-matches the design for that seamless look. Pro tip: these can run a tad snug, so maybe size up if you're between.