If my Grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike - Embroidered Apron

That classic absurd twist – "If my Grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike" – embroidered right on this apron, you know? It's the kind of nonsense that cracks you up mid-stir, turning your kitchen into a comedy zone. Anyway, it's all about keeping those splatters off your clothes while you're whipping up whatever, with that adjustable neck loop and long ties making it super easy to fit just right, plus two front pockets for stashing utensils or your phone.

Made from a comfy 70% polyester and 30% cotton blend, weighing in at 9 oz/yd² (that's 305 g/m² for the metric folks), and sized at 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm) – plenty of coverage without feeling bulky. The embroidery's sharp and eye-catching, honestly makes you wanna hang out in the kitchen longer, weird as that sounds. 😏

We only make these when someone orders – no warehouse full of sad unsold stuff, less waste, feels good. Just the one version available, keeping it simple.