Picture this tee hitting your wardrobe like a total game-changer – "I'd Rather Be Klunking" splashed across the front, basically your new mantra for ditching the mundane and chasing whatever wild escapades "klunking" means to you, you know? It's that perfect nudge for adventurers who live for the thrill, or honestly just anyone who'd pick some quirky hobby over adulting. Made right here in the USA with imported fabric that's all about quality, this unisex short-sleeve jersey feels super soft and breathable – 100% cotton for those solid colors, keeping things lightweight so you stay comfy on summer festivals, weekend hangs, or just lounging like a boss. Plus, it's got self-fabric shoulder tape to stop any weird stretching, and side seams that hold the shape no matter how many times you wash it. We print these fresh when you order, so no massive piles of unsold tees gathering dust – way less waste, which feels pretty damn good, right? 😏
Comes in a bunch of colors like True Royal for that bold pop, Natural if you're going low-key, White, Mauve, Red, Deep Heather, and yeah, even more options to match your vibe. Sizes run from XS all the way to 3XL – check the guide below, but heads up, it might run a tad small, so maybe size up if you're between. Oh, and gifting? This is spot-on for birthdays or holidays, especially for friends who get the joke and wear their weird passions proudly. Care's easy too – machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), skip the chlorine bleach unless needed, tumble dry with no heat, iron on low if you must, and definitely no dry cleaning. Anyway, snag one and let the klunking fantasies begin.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
