Wearing this tee is like admitting defeat in the most hilarious way – "I Don’t need AI, My wife knows everything" splashed right across the front, because let's face it, she's basically a walking encyclopedia with zero lag time. You know the drill, married life means her intel trumps any chatbot, and this shirt's your badge of honor for it. 😏 Super soft feel from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on the solid colors, while heathers mix in some polyester for that extra vibe – clocks in at a comfy 4.2 oz per yard, pre-shrunk so it holds up wash after wash without any surprises.
Construction's on point with side-seaming and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, keeping everything fitted just right, and yeah, it's all sourced right here in the US. Pro tip: check the chest measurements if you're between sizes, these run true but everyone's built different. Comes in colors that'll match your mood – True Royal for that bold pop, crisp White, deep Navy, fiery Red, chill Athletic Heather, or classic Black. Sizes S through 2XL, so no one's left out.
We only fire up the presses when you hit order, keeping things fresh and cutting back on all that excess waste – way better for everyone, right? Anyway, snag one and let the knowing smirks from fellow spouses commence.
