Alright, picture this tee that's got that sneaky upside-down text right across the chest—y'know, the kind where someone has to get real close, maybe even sit down to make sense of it. "Sit on My Face So You Can Read This Shirt," it says, all minimal and flipped, like it's daring you to crack a grin without spelling it out. It's got that quiet cheekiness that hits different when you're out and about, turning heads with a wink instead of a shout. 😏
Made from 100% USA cotton that's a solid medium weight—7.5 oz per square yard—so it's soft but holds its shape, no flimsy nonsense. We garment-dye and vintage-wash each one for that broken-in feel right out of the box, like it's been your go-to for ages. Drop-shoulder design with a forward seam keeps it relaxed and boxy, easy to move in whether you're layering it over a long-sleeve or tossing it under a jacket. Double-needle stitching on the collar and reinforced seams mean it'll last through whatever, and yeah, tear-away label for zero itch factor. Assembled right here in the USA, because why not?
We print these fresh to order—no massive stacks gathering dust in some warehouse, which means less waste and it just feels better knowing yours is made special. Comes in sizes S through 2XL, and colors like Oatmeal, Cream, Shadow, Mocha, Black, or White—pick whatever matches your vibe. Runs true to size, but if you're between, maybe size up for that extra slouchy fit.
Keep it looking sharp: machine wash cold, max 30C or 90F, skip the bleach, and tumble dry on gentle low heat. Easy peasy, right? Anyway, snag one and let the upside-down magic do its thing—conversations starters don't get much funnier than this.
