Slipping into this "Everybody gansta till the sky starts missing pixels" tee? It's basically your low-key nod to those wild simulation glitches, where everything's tough-guy vibes until the matrix starts breaking down, you know? Like, one minute you're chilling, next the sky's got holes like a bad render – total meme gold, and this shirt slaps it right on your chest with that smirk-worthy attitude.
Made from that super soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for the solid colors (heathers mix in some polyester for that extra flex), it's light at 4.2 oz per yard, pre-shrunk so no surprises after laundry day. Side-seamed for a solid fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps it sturdy – all sourced right here in the US, because why not keep it real? 😏
Comes in colors that'll match your glitchy mood: Red, Black, Navy, True Royal, Athletic Heather, White. Sizes run S through 2XL – it fits true, but if you're on the edge, maybe size up for that comfy baggy look. Anyway, we only print these bad boys when you hit order, so no dusty warehouse vibes, just less waste and more feel-good vibes all around.
