Slap this "Don’t Kiss Me if I’m nacho Baby" onesie on your kiddo and just watch the pun land—it's that cheeky twist on "not your baby" with a nacho vibe that cracks everyone up, like who wouldn't smirk at that? Super soft 100% ring-spun combed cotton keeps things comfy for all-day wear, and yeah, the heather shades mix in 52% cotton with 48% polyester for that extra coziness. Weighs in light at 3.9 oz per square yard, side-seamed so it holds up without any weird bunching, envelope neckline for easy on-off, and those three snaps down below make diaper changes a breeze, no drama.
Comes in fun colors like Heather Columbia Blue, Yellow, White, Athletic Heather, or Pink—pick whatever matches your tiny human's vibe. Sizes run from 3-6m up to 12-18m, but heads up, these can fit snug so maybe size up if your baby's on the chunkier side. We whip these up fresh when you order, no dusty warehouse stock piling up, cuts down on waste and honestly feels kinda heroic, right? 😂
