WOKE is 💩 -Unisex t-shirt

Picture rocking this "WOKE is 💩" tee and just owning the room with zero apologies—it's that perfect slap-back to all the over-the-top nonsense floating around these days, you know? Like, the design's straight-up calling it out with that cheeky emoji, and it lands with this hilarious edge that says you're done pretending. Anyway, it's cut from super soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton if you go solid colors, or a comfy cotton-poly blend for the heathers—feels light at 4.2 oz per square yard, pre-shrunk so it won't pull any surprises after a wash. Side-seamed for that fitted vibe without being too tight, plus shoulder-to-shoulder taping to keep it sturdy through whatever chaos you're stirring. Sourced right here in the US, because why not keep it real?

We whip these up fresh only when you order, which means no dusty piles of tees gathering regret in some warehouse—cuts down on waste big time, and hey, that's a win for everyone 😏. Grab it in colors like True Royal, crisp White, deep Navy, bold Red, that chill Athletic Heather, or classic Black. Sizes run from S to 2XL, but heads up, they fit true to size—check the guide if you're between, maybe size up for that extra slouchy look.

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