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And yeah, we're talking 100% cotton for most colors, but Sport Grey mixes in 10% polyester, Ash Grey sneaks 1%, and those heathers go half-and-half—fabric clocks in at a solid 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd², so it's got some weight without feeling like armor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDetails-wise, it's built tough: open-end yarn, tubular body to avoid weird twisting, taped neck and shoulders for that extra durability, double seams at the sleeves and hem to keep everything locked in. Tear-away tag means no itchy nonsense scratching at you. We source these blanks from spots like Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico—quality stuff. Quick heads-up: White might come off a tad off-white due to the fabric, Natural's got those expected dark speckles, and our supplier's tweaking to a single collar topstitch, so you could get a mix of single or double stitch versions for a bit. No biggie, still rocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours in colors like Ash, Yellow Haze, Heliconia, Navy, Black, or White—sizes from S to 2XL. These get made fresh when you order, which means no dusty warehouse vibes or wasted tees piling up; it's all about that low-waste life 😏. Anyway, throw on a design that nods to the \"Ohio\" memes or whatever's got you smirking, and this tee's ready to roll with it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funkin' Funny","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51576268816667,"sku":"4060833_11546","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51576268849435,"sku":"4060833_11547","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51576268882203,"sku":"4060833_11548","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51576268914971,"sku":"4060833_11549","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51576268947739,"sku":"4060833_11550","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51576268980507,"sku":"4060833_11561","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51576269013275,"sku":"4060833_11562","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51576269046043,"sku":"4060833_11563","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51576269078811,"sku":"4060833_11564","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51576269111579,"sku":"4060833_11565","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":51576269144347,"sku":"4060833_21651","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":51576269177115,"sku":"4060833_21652","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":51576269209883,"sku":"4060833_21653","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":51576269242651,"sku":"4060833_21654","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":51576269275419,"sku":"4060833_21655","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ S","offer_id":51576269308187,"sku":"4060833_21675","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ M","offer_id":51576269340955,"sku":"4060833_21676","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ L","offer_id":51576269373723,"sku":"4060833_21677","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ XL","offer_id":51576269406491,"sku":"4060833_21678","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Haze \/ 2XL","offer_id":51576269439259,"sku":"4060833_21679","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":51576269472027,"sku":"4060833_14973","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":51576269504795,"sku":"4060833_14974","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":51576269537563,"sku":"4060833_14975","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":51576269570331,"sku":"4060833_14976","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":51576269603099,"sku":"4060833_14977","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51576269635867,"sku":"4060833_11576","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51576269668635,"sku":"4060833_11577","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51576269701403,"sku":"4060833_11578","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51576269734171,"sku":"4060833_11579","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51576269766939,"sku":"4060833_11580","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0937\/1048\/3739\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-ash-front-6955703aab756.jpg?v=1767207055","url":"https:\/\/funkinfunny.com\/products\/dont-talk-to-me-until-ive-had-my-coffee-funny-unisex-tee","provider":"Funkin' Funny","version":"1.0","type":"link"}